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May 09, 2007 - 06:07 AM

Happiness is...

White-handed gibbon sits on giant fruit display

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Hahahahaha. <3 I'm jealous. And I'm not even a gibbon. Most of the time, anyway.

Do monkeys really like bananas all that much? Maybe it's just another fruit to them, and maybe this picture is a false representation of happiness. Everyone thinks that monkey is ecstatic, when really he's craving some variety right now. It's a much better metaphor for middle-class America than it is for happiness.

And if you think I read too much into things, OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE MOTHER ISSUES.

Also, comment screening is for fags.

Yes, happiness is bananas. That's why being happy tends to be somewhat self-destructive and, ultimately, leads to diarrhea.

So, I've made multiple attempts at stalking you recently, and it's not working out very well.

GET ONLINE MORE, LOSER.

I mean, I realize you have a JOB, and FRIENDS, and a HOT TEENAGE GIRLFRIEND and stuff, but you should really think about neglecting all those to spend more time on the internet.

Just a polite suggestion.

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