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November 22, 2006 - 11:21 PM
Little things
You know what's great? Being able to take a shower in water that's precisely the right temperature. Now that's fucking great. Admit it.
I need to appreciate the little things more. Water on my face. Shaving foam. The texture of a cotton towel. Because they could all be gone tomorrow, and that would suck.
(On the plus side, at least there'd also be no celery.)


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Hey, I like celery, buddy! If you don't like it, you don't have to eat it.
Audience member at Jim Gaffigan show – November 23, 2006 12:08 AM
Dude. Perfect shower water temperature = TOTAL AWESOMENESS. I'm always constantly adjusting the temperature throughout the duration of the shower, but on the rare occasions when I haven't had to do this, I've been like. "Whoa. My life has meaning now."
It's not as awesome as being able to lick your own corpse, but it's pretty close.
P.S. Get on AIM more often.
Jessie – November 28, 2006 01:19 AM
Taste. Taste your own corpse. Not lick. You freak.
Ross – November 28, 2006 02:26 AM