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December 24, 2004 - 02:27 PM
No more nerdiness
Because I care so much about you, my readers (yes, all four of you), I've decided to eliminate, annihilate, rub out, exclude, discard and oust all the particularly nerdy posts I've written recently. But never fear! They're not gone, they're just missing! And when I say missing, I mean moved to my new, nerdy blog.
But never fear! I shall continue updating this one, of course, with my usual hilarious, profound and often arousingly disturbed insights into life. But now, when I feel like writing something nerdy, I can, without having to apologize for it. w00t.
I feel a cold draft. But never fear! I shall locate the source and stifle it, because I care so much about you, my readers.
That is all.
Now twice the Canuckiness
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Comments and trackbacks
Here are the erudite, piercing and profoundly arousing comments and trackbacks left so far by my alert readers regarding this entry (you too can make me tumescent by leaving a comment of your own):
Whew. After being 3 times not to (ever) fear, I'm now virtually fearless. Thank you for this glorious new perspective on life! I feel freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Marina – December 24, 2004 05:30 PM
Er, after being "told" 3 times not to fear...
Verbs ... useless anyway. ;)
Marina – December 24, 2004 06:30 PM
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Ross Thomas – December 24, 2004 08:27 PM
Just as I was going to suggest. Perfect.
Marina – December 25, 2004 03:45 AM
Bwah! You laughter out of my mouth loud when eyes to your blog.
By the way, the nerdiness was interesting to me, so I guess I'll keep looking for it on your nerd site. I'm still learning about all this stuff, because I want to create and control my own blog someday, and some of what you say is relevant to that.
Oh, and I added your Xanga username to my protected list, so you can see an occasional picture of my family. Aren't you lucky?
Sisyphus – December 25, 2004 11:32 PM
I most certainly am. Thanks :)
Ross Thomas – December 26, 2004 01:13 AM